This is Roscoe and he is today going to be teaching us
You may not be entirely ready for this.
Unicorns have horns.
This fool has a horn.
Therefore... he is a
I'm fairly certain my drink is not alcoholic enough for this level of irrefutable logic today.
Happy Unicorn Day. 🦄
Be whatever magical chaotic creature you were always meant to be.
Especially if it doesn't make sense to anyone else.
It's also Name Yourself Day.
If you haven't yet found a name that fits — there's someone who'd like you to know that's okay. He chose his own name too. Two X's. Just in case.
