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I have been writing some songs for a while.  Working on them behind the scenes and trying to figure out a lot of very awesome AI assistance that has allowed me to bring my own slightly unhinged lyrics into the world as fully formed songs. 

I. Cannot. Sing.

I mean, seriously, deaf kids would tell me to shut up if I tried.  Your eardrums survive because I don't. You're welcome.

That said, the songs I've been able to produce - I'm really proud of them.

The style is pretty much like the blogposts: 


Humorous, eclectic, designed to bring a smile, poking fun at real world things and what it is to be human with a sizeable gremlin infestation. 

Skip what you don’t like.
Loop what you do.

And if you’re paying attention, 
you might spot a few Easter eggs I've scattered in them along the way.


Five years ago, I didn’t even own a single NECA gremlin.


Now there’s a whole multi-blog universe, and apparently… music. 
Just me sharing the magical 
nonsense that fills my head with the world.