Today is Ranch Water Day.
Ranch Water is a cocktail. Tequila. Lime. Sparkling water.
That's it. That's the whole thing.
Someone looked at a margarita and removed everything appealing from it.
Vinny called it "Rank Water"
...
I mean... he's not wrong.
And yet. Here we are. Celebrating it.
Tequila's tequila though.
The gremlins are not complaining.
(Hutch said "fine" without looking up. We're taking that as enthusiasm.)