Put A Pillow On Your Fridge Day.



Yeah. SERIOUSLY.

I can't even pretend I made this up.  Not that I'd want to but I wouldn't put it past me, having read my previous work.  
This tradition is over 100 years old (according to humans).  

The gremlins insist that it's older.

For humans, it's a superstition surrounding the idea of a full fridge/pantry.  Google it if you're bored.  It's exactly as odd as it sounds. 

The gremlins insist that it's more a practical solution for the "Don't eat after midnight" thing. 


Either way, today, apparently marks a gremlin scented tradition of camping out in the most snack-adjacent location possible. 

I shan't be joining in. 

I'll be starfishing in my bed with earplugs and hoping we all make it to tomorrow. 


'Night.