I have discovered my calling.
It happened last Tuesday. Someone left the television on and there he was — a man in a suit, moving his feet so fast they became a blur of pure sophistication. Gene Kelly. Fred Astaire. I don't know which one. It doesn't matter. What matters is that within approximately four minutes I understood, on a cellular level, that I was born to do this.
I found
Look, the acoustics in a bathroom are exceptional, and a tap handle is essentially a stage if you have the vision to see it that way. The water situation is a minor technical issue I am still workshopping.
The important thing is the artistry.
Some of the others have suggested I "come down from there" and that this is "not what taps are for." These people did not watch the movie. These people do not understand what I have become.
I am available for private performances.
I require a dry towel and your complete respect.
