It started with a little fluffy toy that caught his attention.
It became a collection...
Which became an obsession.
Gerald has Flamingo Flakes for breakfast. Flamingo Monthly by the bed. A snow globe.
A mug that says Best Flamingo Dad. Flamingo slippers. A onesie. A hat. A badge.
And if I didn't know who he was because of that first fluffy pink stuffed animal...
I would have no idea who he is under all of the pink that happened next.
Because this isn't just an obsession any more.
I don't know what it is.
I mean, I was just happy he found something he liked.
I didn't anticipate *gestures vaguely* whatever....this.... is.
It's so far beyond obsession that even the flamingos are confused.
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