Let me make one thing abundantly clear.
They simply .... appeared.
I'm not domesticated enough for the level of clean-up these cretins require.
One of them has apparently hidden seventeen teaspoons, claiming asylum on their behalf.
Another has filled the fruit bowl with marbles. I haven't seen the TV remote since Tuesday,
but I have found a traffic cone in the shower.
I mean... I barely qualify as a functional adult on my own.
Adding several scaly weirdos with the collective impulse control of caffeinated squirrels
was never going to end well.
*adds another cup to the batch getting filled with tea*