I don't even have words.
Apparently, I left this fella alone a little too long in close proximity to alcohol or wine gums or something.
He insists that his name is now
He read it somewhere and thought it seemed like a cool name.
*sighs*
Clearly, he's as irony impaired as the rest of them, despite being fairly handy with spray adhesive.
I don't have the heart to tell him.
Someone might've tried already and he didn't hear them over the music.
