We have been informed that today is National Goof Off Day.
We have some questions.
Specifically: how, exactly, is today supposed to be any different from literally every other day?
The gremlins have reviewed their recent activity logs. Dennis has been building something inadvisable since Tuesday. George is still emotionally processing the bin incident of Halloween 2024. Colin has eaten three things today that were not food. The blueprints remain unaccounted for. A propane tank has gone missing. Something on the ceiling may once have been a potato.
This is a normal Sunday in the gremlin ridden household that is my home.
I appreciate the validation.
We will continue as before, Apparently.
Goofing off, professionally, since the beginning.
As you were.