Timmy: I found a puppy, can we keep 'im?
me: ......That... That's .... Timmy, that's not a puppy.
Timmy: pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?
me: *sighs* ...Alright. I'll figure out a place for him to sleep.
Don't call him summat stupid.
Image ID: Two good bois. Both collared. Both leashed. The gremlin has put his own lead on himself and is holding both his lead and the bear's lead to demonstrate the quality of their goodest boi-ness. The methodology is not up for discussion. The collar situation is self-imposed and entirely voluntary. The bear has a name. It isn't stupid. Probably. We are all very proud.