We're going to be celebrating National Something on a Stick Day.
Colin has eaten at least three things today that weren't food, and therefore anointed himself the gremlin most equipped to lead todays procession of pillockry. The thing on a stick is Whatever Colin found in the kitchen. On a stick. He apparently missed the memo on something on a stick is typically edible. Although we should probably change the wording anyway since he's apparently gnawed through several buttons already. 
We're not asking questions.
We can now only watch the 3rd series of The Gilmore Girls in Tagalog with German subtitles.
Fan-bloody-tastic.
Image ID: Colin is proudly holding a TV remote control stuck on a wooden stick like a kebab. The remote has visible bite marks, missing buttons, and slight chew damage. One loose button is stuck to his cheek. His pose is confident and pleased, presenting the “remote-on-a-stick” like it’s a gourmet creation.