Duncan appears on my desk while I'm working on a new project. Duncan is Scottish. Specifically, he's from Glasgow. We understand approximately 11% of anything he says.
Its not always the accent.
Me: Duncan... what's happening?
Dunc: whit yer mean?
Me: On your head. Why is there a plant pot?
Dunc: ah. 'At's ma hat.
Me: ...
(I have a great many questions. I'm just not sure if I'm equipped to hear the answers.)
Dunc: fer ma heed.
Me:.... Right then.