In our house, what with the offspring now being teens,
they have a distinct lack of whimsy.
They don't believe in much, except of course for cash.
(Earl has had far too much influence on them.)
So, Eric has taken it upon himself to provide a reason to believe.
In what, exactly, remains unclear.
It's possible that
He is slightly left of the point.
But honestly, his heart is in the right place.
And that's good enough for today.