In a bowl.
With ... things on top. *prods it cautiously with a spoon*
It's purple, it comes from Brazil, and somewhere along the way it became the official breakfast of people who do yoga at sunrise and have strong opinions about oat milk.
It costs like £14 if you choose to eat out.
But here's my question.
My one question.
The question nobody in the acai bowl industrial complex has ever satisfactorily answered.
Why... right...would you want a smoothie in a bowl, though?
They made it pourable and then chose not to pour it.
Created a perfectly functional beverage and then handed someone a spoon.
"Bowl".
The gremlins have been informed of this development.
They also have questions.
Mostly: You chose THIS over FRIES?! and Where's the Nutella?
(Hutch is not available for comment. He's in his listening room with his new music collection.)