How do I find the time to build a gremlin multiverse, write books, hold down a full time job and home-school two teenagers, you ask?
I'll tell you how.
Rule 1: Dust and I have an agreement. I don't touch it, it won't destroy me. Lung safety first.
Rule 2: Assigned chores. Outsourcing. The offspring want funds. I don't want to do chores. Nobody loses.
Rule 3: I pretend to be significantly more domesticated than I am. Just often enough to look the part while remaining exactly as feral as I was always destined to be.
Rule 4: Moving to the countryside does not result in wildlife helping with the housework. As much as the gremlins love the film, Snow White is absolute
Don't fall for it.
No housework was harmed in the making of this post.
The dust remains undisturbed. We have an agreement. Kinda like the Geneva Conventions.
Besides... We have George.
