It's...
...
Right. That's enough domestication.
Mount Washmore is watching you. It knows what you're doing. It has been watching you not do it since Thursday.
Last week.
Look, we're not here to judge. We're here to help you dodge it for approximately the amount of time it takes to play a round of something that makes absolutely no sense. (We're not doing laundry either. How do you think it got made?!)
Take a wild guess. Take a mild guess. Take a completely unhinged guess and commit to it with your whole chest.
Are there wrong answers?
Absolutely.
Are there right answers?
Ehhhh.
If you came here looking for logic, we need to have a gentle but firm conversation about your expectations. This is the Gremlin Wrangler. Logic is a rumour we heard once and chose not to investigate.
Introducing
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No strategy required. No skill necessary. Just you, some cards, and the creeping suspicion that the gremlins wrote these questions at 2am on a Tuesday after something went wrong in the kitchen.
(They did. We're not elaborating. It's wasn't even our kitchen.)
The Deck of Dumbassery lives on the Gremlin Gambit page — the first of what will definitely become an entirely unreasonable number of silly games. More are in the pipeline. The pipeline is chaotic but it's moving.
You're welcome.
Mount Washmore will still be there when you're done.
It's very patient like that.
👉 Play the Deck of Dumbassery here
