PSA REMINDER
Issued by Strategic Household Incident Taskforce: Natural Atmospheric Disturbance Observatory
Today marks Beaufort Scale Day.
While traditionally used to measure wind at sea, personnel are reminded that all atmospheric systems
—indoor and otherwise—require proper classification, respect, and timely response.
Recent incidents (see: March 6th) have demonstrated a recurring failure to:
- Recognize early-stage indicators
- Act at Force 3
- Take advisory levels seriously
This has resulted in avoidable escalation events.
Protocol Reminder
If you feel it → classify it
If you suspect it → monitor it
If you ignore it → it WILL escalate
Available Reading:
Full Scale Document: The Beaufort Scale of Gremlin Flatulence
Incident Overview: The Baked Beans Incident of March 6th
(All personnel are expected to review and retain operational familiarity.)
Silence remains non-reliable data.
Visual References
Early action prevents unnecessary suffering.
Silentium Non Est Fides
S.H.I.T. · N.A.D.O.
Classification: Necessary
Distribution: All Personnel
Status: Ongoing