Carnivorous Plant Day

This is Seymour. Seymour has aspirations. 

He's been tending his greenhouse very carefully. We haven't asked what he's doing, since it seems fairly obvious that he's building a garden of some sort - he's happy and has a hobby so we're encouraging it.

However... I realised this morning, as I gazed out of the window with my (still hot) brew.... I probably should have asked more questions earlier. In my defence, he did seem very committed to the watering schedule.

You see, his plants looked a little strange....

I swear, one of them had teeth.... 

Well, [sigh] that'll solve my fear of dentists, then.

He's named her Audrey. She seems friendly enough. We've had a brief chat about boundaries.

[sips brew]