Kentucky has horses.
We had… chickens.
We had… discarded napkins, straws, and KFC buckets.
Kentucky has tradition.
We… well. The most positive spin is: we have Hutch.
This year, the gremlins became more than a little interested in the Kentucky Derby.
They know the word “Kentucky.”
According to Roscoe,
“Kentucky means Yum.”
They understood approximately 44% of what was happening, identified the remainder as
a chicken-related opportunity, and acted accordingly.
The result has been documented.
We're expecting another ASBO.