Roscoe: A Profile in Unexpected Talent
We have been living with Roscoe for some time now.We know what he is.
We have seen the Eggos.We have filed the incident reports.
We have, on more than one occasion, asked him to please put that down.We thought we had a fairly complete picture of Roscoe.
We were not prepared for this.It turns out that Roscoe — menace, chaos agent, unsupervised grocery risk — can juggle.Not just juggle. Like, professional level Juggle. Bowling pins. Shrimp. Two boxes of Eggo Minis simultaneously.He didn't mention it. He just... started.Did you escape from the circus???
He has not answered the question. He is still juggling. He seems very pleased with himself.
We're not entirely sure what to do with this information.
